And here we go. With Andy Dick in the cast of Dancing with the Stars we should be seeing all sorts of wacky stunts like this ol’ trusty gag. What will he do next? Streak across the dance floor when someone is dancing? Wear a squirting flower? I cannot wait to find out! (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
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So Kelly Monaco and Val Chmerkovskiy did a Flamenco to some ’60s surf music because why not, and Val ditched his usual sparkledouche-wear in favor of just some wet panties. The result? Must-see TV.
“Hey, girl. Just texting and walking around shirtless. How ’bout you?” Derek arrives for week three rehearsals at the Dancing with the Stars studio. Shirtless, of course. Urgh. He’s such cornball. WHY DO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH? Put a shirt on, you idiot. You KNOW there’s going to be paparazzi waiting for you, this is the WORST kind of attention-mongering. Yuck. Yum. I’M SO CONFLICTED. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
When Chaz Bono’s Dancing With the Stars stint can pretty much single-handedly lift this year’s trans representation from 1% to 5% of overall LGBT images, we’ve got some work to do. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) released its 6th annual Network Responsibility Index for 2012, which measures “the quantity and quality of [LGBT] people on television.” Unsurprisingly, gay men accounted for 69% of all LGBT inclusive hours, which also boasted a 66% white representation. Lesbians appeared in 25% of these hours, with Glee’s Santana and Fashion Star designer Kara Larricks serving as its leading powerhouses. The CW tops the network TV rankings with 29%, a 4% decline from last year. CBS pulls up the rear with 8%, mostly thanks to bisexual investigator Kalinda Sharma on The Good Wife. Showtime led the cable networks at 46%, with TBS and History receiving a failing grade, despite Robear the NY Ink tattoo shop floor manager and that sexy gay full-metal jouster. No network received an “Excellent” grade. Click here for the full report.
On last night’s DWTS, future wowlebrities (and total babes) Travis Wall, Nick Lazzarini, Teddy Forance and Kyle Robinson performed with their dance company, Shaping Sound, to a thundering ovation. Their show, All The Right Moves, premieres on Oxygen this summer and it’s going to be AMAZEBALLS, y’all. OMG TRAVIS, I LOVE YOU!
Which was really just an excuse for us to trot out those old underwear ads he did for N2N Bodywear in 2004 where you can TOTALLY SEE HIS DONG! Yes, things are about to get very “after dark” after the jump.
NSFW NSFW NSFW.
You know: The guy who allegedly broke up J-Lo and Marc Anthony! YAY! It was announced yesterday that the crazy-gorgeous telenovela star has joined the cast and will be partnered with Cheryl Burke, which means he’s definitely a contender for the coveted mirrorball trophy. Also dancing this season: Urkel, Gavin DeGraw, Jack Wagner, wide receiver Donald Driver, opera singer Katherine Jenkins, Sherri Shepherd (first one eliminated?), Martina Navratilova (I give her two weeks), half-pint Melissa Gilbert, Disney star Roshon Fegan, Gladys Knight, and Maria Menounos. Maria, it should be noted, is paired with Derek Hough, which just might give her the winning edge. (via Swoonworthy and Inside TV)
I went to the Battersea Collars & Coats Celeb Ball to cause trouble and support the cause. (via Anorak)