“More than 800 people submitted ideas to a contest for a new type of condom to increase their use, including one with pull-tabs so they can be put on more easily – but is anyone really saying, ‘This is too difficult, I’ll just raise a child?’” – SNL, Weekend Update
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There were all SORTS of big happenings on last night’s episode: Captive werewolves deprived of moonlight to make them stronger! The deepening mystery of Lydia and Allison’s bruises! Isaac being waterboarded by Derek, Scott, and the local veterinarian/werewolf specialist! But there were two standout moments that need to be addressed. The first was when Stiles was THISCLOSE to losing his virginity, and realized he didn’t have protection. The girl sent him upstairs to find her brother’s condoms. He found them, then to his horror, realized the were XXLs. Awwww. Stiles doesn’t have an enormous dong! THAT’S SO CUTE! It makes me love him even more. The other interesting moment was when Lydia essentially outed one of the Frankenberry twins in the library, and we saw him quickly check out Danny. We know from the season preview that Danny is finally gonna get some and now we know with whom! I think I might change my mind about hating the Carver brothers after all.
When snapped, plucked, tweaked, squeaked, and rubbed, a condom sort of becomes what you might call a rubber band. Can’t figure why a Swedish group that promotes sexual health and reproductive rights would have rejected this cool TV spot. (via The Daily What)
Genius, functional, and necessary. OK, the video is fabulous and cheesy (what could be better?). But in this day and age when safe sex is everything? The Playa just takes it one step further and makes it that much easier to protect your sex.
So many unanswered questions: Why was he carrying a condom to the Lorax premiere? Was he planning on getting laid afterwards? Was he out tricking beforehand? Was he planning on cruising the bathroom stalls during the film? Or maybe he had just come from an all-nighter with his beloved? And who would that be? And why the front right pocket? Why not his wallet? Was it there for quick access? Only Zac knows the answers and he’s not telling. (via Chadley MacGuff)
At the Lorax premiere (of all places) the squeaky-clean prettyboy dropped a glimmering square-shaped something-or-other as he reached in his pocket to hand his publicist his phone and key. From the YouTube description: “He picks it up and looks so embarrassed, then mouths ‘Oh my GOD!’ to his publicist. Not before the paps notice and start laughing their heads off!” Now, of course YOU KNOW what kind of condom is shiny, don’t you? MAGNUM. Yep. So, by the transitive property, if Zac dropped a shiny gold condom, and Magnum condoms are shiny and gold, and Magnum condoms are for enormous dongs, then Zac Efron has an enormous dong. And you’ll never look at him the same way EVER AGAIN. (via BuzzFeed)
Here’s a delightful holiday decorating tip – a reservoir tip, if you will. Perk up your spruce this year and keep the X in Xmas. (t/y Louis)