1. Cutie-patootie Austin Mahone and…
2. The Ghost of his Christmas Future, Scott Baio.
3. Colton Haynes
4. And some pop star named Neon Hitch giving you a master class in BITCH BROW. Love it.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)
Fuckin’ Louis Tomlinson, man. What a little bitch. Watch during his solo in “More Than This” as he extends an arm toward Niall, goes in for the grab, gives him a massive tittie-twister, then continues on as Niall writhes in agony. All without missing a note. (via Sinister Lava)
It’s common for engineers at the soundboard to remind performers to “eat that mike” during sound check before a concert. Madonna apparently takes that literally, and at her two Madison Square Garden shows she even engaged in a bit of foreplay, going down on the mike before eating it. She later exposed her asscrack to benefit New York’s Hurricane Sandy damage relief, asking the audience to throw money onto the stage. At last count she raised $6,000. Imagine what that figure might have been if she’d shown a body part of hers no one had seen before! (MadonnaTribe photos via KellyGreen)
Pretty awesome. Hurry and watch it, though, as it is quickly slipping into “Macarena”/”Who Let the Dogs Out” territory.
Last night wowlebrity Billy Luther sat FRONT AND CENTER at the big Enrique Iglesias/Jennifer Lopez concert at Staples Center. Yes, that’s HIM, holding Enrique’s hand in the first pic and singing along to “Escape” in the second. Although apparently he forgot the words and just started singing “I LOVE YOU ENRIQUE I LOVE YOU ENRIQUE” over and over again, which I imagine happens quite frequently to the stunning latin crooner. At any rate, the audience loved it and Billy was the star of the night. So jelly.
From their Up All Night Tour comes this concert footage of the boys warbling their tender ballad “More Than This.” Each boy takes a verse, as is the custom with boy bands, then they all sit on a couch and sing the chorus. It’s sweet. It’s nice. It’s all good. But the interesting thing to me is the reaction at the 1:17 mark when Niall takes the mic. The girls go BATSHIT. Like: LOSE THEIR MINDS. Clearly, he is the favorite. And it’s a come-from-behind victory for him. I mean: Harry gets the mainstream press. Zayn gets the gay Tumblr love. But it’s Niall who works the crowd into a lather. He just might be the breakout solo star of the group. You read it here first.
Of course, I’m not going.You KNOW I don’t like the outdoors. Fresh air bothers me. Sunshine gives me melanoma. And THE VERY IDEA of port-a-potties make me do this. But in an alternate universe, I wouldn’t mind seeing The Shins, The Buzzcocks, La Roux, Santigold, Grouplove (OMG, I LOVE THAT IPOD TOUCH COMMERCIAL!), The Arctic Monkeys, Mazzy Star, Squeeze, and AfroJack. Oh, and Gotye. Omg, LOVE that Gotye song. Who would YOU see?