Tag Archives: Colton Haynes
Omg, just stop being so perfect, Colton.
“I’m an old lady for this year’s party,” tweeted the Arrow star, posting a pic of himself in hag drag, complete with a goiter (?) and Depends diapers. He also posted pics of himself with the new Flash, Grant Gustin (hmmmm), and his old Teen Wolf chum Holland Roden (as Arrested Development‘s Tobias Funke). Cute, but I miss the Eeyore costume.
You know the viral video du jour ”Drake Hands”? With the supercreepy guy who sent the video to the girl he just met at Starbucks? If you haven’t seen it yet, watch it here. Then watch Arrow star Colton Hayne’s adorable take on it “McDonalds Drake Hands,” left. Just when you think you couldn’t love him any more… (via Twitter/ColtonLHaynes)
Why, just the other day I posted a Colton Haynes/Adam Shankman sighting in Vancouver and speculated that perhaps there was some top-secret musical in the works. Then last night, Colton tweeted a link to this teaser of him covering Josh Groban’s “You Raise Me Up,” I’m guessing to show everybody that he, indeed, has singing chops to go with those acting skills and pretty face and perfect body, groan. The song choice is pretty cheesy, I suppose, but I’ll be damned if the kid doesn’t pull it off. I wonder where this is headed. Glee? Broadway? An upcoming movie musical? OMG IS IT Spring Awakening? Into the Woods? Jersey Boys? WICKED? OMG IT’S WICKED, ISN’T IT?! HE’S PLAYING GLINDA! SQUEAL!
A little birdie told me that Arrow‘s Colton Haynes was spotted at Vancouver’s hottest gay club, Oasis, Friday night with producer/director Adam Shankman. Adam, of course, is the man behind Hairspray, Rock of Ages, and the classic Zac Efron’s Pool Party. Just old friends out on the town? Or are they cooking up a fabulous new project together? Can’t wait to find out. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
Well, if they’re actually PROMOTING Colton Haynes, instead of giving him 20 seconds of air time per episode, and if he’s actually going to BECOME Red Arrow, then maybe I’ll give the show another chance. But I warn you, this better not be another bait and switch. You have a red-hot up-and-comer in Colton Haynes. You poached him from a popular show (and destroyed that show in the process). NOW USE HIM! On a completely different note: MY GOD THOSE PAINTED MASKS ARE STUPID.