I freakin liiiive for the UK’s Rylan Clark, and all of you devout Wow Reporters know this, but these teefs… OK, so after Rylan won Celebrity Big Brother (I wanted to be in that house with him) across the pond, he scored a hosting gig on Big Brother’s Bit On the Side. In preparation for the new gig, he got a complete set of Essex veneers. This is my issue with this: His teeth were seriously the best teeth ever. They were the kind where the side teeth jut out a tad further than the two front ones. Those are the best kind ever! They made his face so special, and now he is just part of the machine. I still love him, I just wish these young kids knew how special they are without touching their face, teeth, etc. Even our own Sharon Needles closed her gap with the same kind of veneers. I’m gonna go cry now; at least Rylan has this message for all of the haters out there (of which there were LOADS after they saw his teeth in motion on the telly).