I see London, I see France, I see Kate’s… oh my!

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Michael’s McShnozz

Is this a thing? I hope not. I used to have little inner city boys tag my bald head, and sometimes they included my initials or a likeness of me, but ... See the Rest

Lindsay’s ‘F.U.’ to the court

Lindsay's contempt for authority should have landed her 90 YEARS in the pokey instead of 90 days. If you watched the live feed of the courtroom ... See the Rest

Breaking news: Michael Kors has terrifying bellybutton, still manages to attract cute boyfriend

What? You need more copy? Just look at the freakin' picture! I got nothing to say but HOLY CRAP, Y'ALL! Shouldn't he get that thing checked out? Shit ... See the Rest

toe jam

That's Jennifer Garner's foot, and it's awfully odd. It seems like we've noticed this about her before, but every time I see those nutty little ... See the Rest

Whose weirdly dented crotch am I?

Answer after the jump! I'm Paris Hilton's weirdly dented crotch, of course! ... See the Rest