Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, which debuts in two weeks on ABC, has James Van Der Beek playing himself on the show. In this faux commercial the hunky former teen star is selling tight jeans for men called Beek Jeans, and he is letting the world know how much he loves his BJs. Oh ha ha ha.
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Oh my. Those are some ham hocks there, huh? It’s nice the way the buttocks spill out of the top like that. Definitely a case of 10 pounds of sausage in a five-pound casing. These pics are from an incident that occurred two Decembers ago. According to TMZ, paparazzo Delbert Shaw sued the couple this morning in L.A. County Superior Court claiming Brian Austin Green and his wife Megan Fox made verbal threats against him on the beach in front of the Four Seasons Resort in Hualalai, Hawaii. From MFox: “Unfortunately, the incident didn’t stop there. It got even worse after Fox asked her husband: ‘Are you going to let him get away with that?’ Show claims that Brian Austin Green wanted to defend his wife’s honor and to prove that he was a real man by hauling off and pummeling him, causing severe injuries. Show says that Green threw his iPhone into the sea. It looks like Fox was encouraging her husband during the incident. Delbert Shaw is suing for unspecified damages.” Whatever. More pics of his wet board shorts, please. And from the front next time? (t/y Deltreese)
For those of you who don’t have the time or the inclination to watch the full Avengers trailer, here’s the takeaway shot: Chris Evans’ booty as it catches the light and moves from side to side. Nice.
Tom Hardy (and his This Means War director McG – but really who cares) pulls down his pants and takes a paint ball to the ass. That is all, but OH to be that paintball. (via What Up, Nipples?)
Taylor Kinney aka m’Lady’s boytoy, formerly of The Vampire Diaries and currently on Shameless, shows us a little of what’s like to be Gaga. (via Superhero Fan)
I’m thinking it’s Ryan Phillippe for the win, with Ryan Kwanten coming in a close second. And Ashton Kutcher walks off with the booby prize for WORLD’S UGLIEST ASS. Thoughts? Differing opinions? (via Poison Paradise)