You didn’t think I would let THAT slip by without posting it? On the opening of last night’s MDLNY episode, humpy real estate shark Ryan Serhant stepped into the shower and flashed his tight little bum to the world. It was possibly one of the finest moments in television history. See Ryan’s backside after the jump. Continue reading
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For your evening’s entertainment, I give to you a fourpack of Zefron’s flat little booty on the set of his upcoming movie, Townies. Here is with one leg cocked out, and with his cheeks clenched tightly. Watch him bend down and reach over – basically just THRUSTING it at the camera. He’s putting on a little show for us, isn’t he? What a scamp. He knows what we like. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
Patrick Schwarzenegger. Where is he? I don’t know. What’s he doing? I don’t know. And the longer I stare at this picture, the more I don’t know. I have all sorts of scenarios in my head involving the one dollar bill and the pants being pulled down and the stricken look on his face, but I just… don’t… know… (via Poison Paradise)
Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23, which debuts in two weeks on ABC, has James Van Der Beek playing himself on the show. In this faux commercial the hunky former teen star is selling tight jeans for men called Beek Jeans, and he is letting the world know how much he loves his BJs. Oh ha ha ha.
Oh my. Those are some ham hocks there, huh? It’s nice the way the buttocks spill out of the top like that. Definitely a case of 10 pounds of sausage in a five-pound casing. These pics are from an incident that occurred two Decembers ago. According to TMZ, paparazzo Delbert Shaw sued the couple this morning in L.A. County Superior Court claiming Brian Austin Green and his wife Megan Fox made verbal threats against him on the beach in front of the Four Seasons Resort in Hualalai, Hawaii. From MFox: “Unfortunately, the incident didn’t stop there. It got even worse after Fox asked her husband: ‘Are you going to let him get away with that?’ Show claims that Brian Austin Green wanted to defend his wife’s honor and to prove that he was a real man by hauling off and pummeling him, causing severe injuries. Show says that Green threw his iPhone into the sea. It looks like Fox was encouraging her husband during the incident. Delbert Shaw is suing for unspecified damages.” Whatever. More pics of his wet board shorts, please. And from the front next time? (t/y Deltreese)