#Ouchy: Various Things We Got Stuck In Our Collective Penises, Vaginas & Butts This Year


Deadspin has a charming, informative holiday tradition I'm subscribing to this year; their annual compendium of the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits to discover the most awkward objects that America shoved into its various holes. Oh, ... See the Rest

Britain’s National Treasure Bares Her Bum


While I'm talking about my Brits, the Queen must be so proud of Jodie Marsh. Jodie decided to bare her bum for a change (usually it's her massive knockers) on Twitter with the caption, "#thingsiloveaboutmybody my bum and thighs!! Hehe #shutupandsquat #a*** x x x." There really ... See the Rest

Etsy Is Magical


There is a chance you may not know what Etsy.com is. Etsy is basically an eBay for artisans where they sell their handmade wares and it's quite fabulous. It's my go-to spot for custom gifts, and the talent on there astounds me. There are also fashion designers. What we see here ... See the Rest

Butt is back

After a brief hiatus Butt magazine relaunched their website yesterday.  Have you taken a look? Check out the new stuff like Fag Maps, Sex Reviews, and the new Club Butt. You just might snag yourself a date. (NSFW) ... See the Rest

Hi! I am a Sex Education Demo Butt!

Found on Etsy, of course. The description reads: "Hi! I am a fabric demonstration tool for sex educators teaching about the butt! I am the perfect non-threatening way to visually teach folks to love on the booty! I am 100% handmade and ready to help you show others how to get ... See the Rest

Take your butt to the beach

Butt Magazine collaborated with American Apparel on five limited edition summer beach towels. The black and pink towels feature 3 past cover models including Brian Kenny and Arpad Miklos. Go out and grab the must have accessory for the summer.  Part of the proceeds will be ... See the Rest

How is this ass even possible on a women her age?

Omg, don't even get me started on what age Madonna is – or claims to be. Let's just agree for the sake of argument that she is somewhere in her early-to-mid 50s. Even factoring in good genes, exercise and butt-injections, that is STILL not the ass of a middle-aged woman. Is it ... See the Rest

moon swoon

There's almost nothing about Kate Hudson that I like. If pressed, I'd have to say the best thing about her is that she has a cute brother, and her mother was funny in the first half of Private Benjamin. I just don't understand how she can be considered a star, much less a star ... See the Rest