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Boys in bad wigs stutter and point at things and sing “nah nah nah.” I think I love them more than the real deal.
Favorite lyric: “You thought that boybands were dead and gone/but like cancer and AIDS we’re still going strong/ten million tween girls and old perverts can’t be wrong/let’s all point and run/pointing at stuff is such fun!”
In news that will shock absolutely no one who has ever met a cheeky British lad, The Wanted’s lead singer Tom Parker insinuates that their #1 song “I’m Glad You Came” is about… wait for it… ORGASMS. Uh, duh. TMZ has the shocking proof on video: While drunkenly singing on a NYC street corner with a couple of fans, Tom changes the lyric of the last line from “I’m glad you came” to “I’m glad you GUSHED” while grabbing his junk. And that is the extent of my non-reporting on this non-news. Now back to our regularly scheduled One Direction postings.
The One Direction boys got into some hair gel during their photo shoot for Ponystep magazine, and I don’t know, I don’t know. It’s a little early in their fame to switch things up on us like this. We’re used to their hair all going IN ONE DIRECTION, obvs, to the right, and in one big swoosh. It’s not that they look BAD. In fact, they look more grown up, and we can suddenly see the men they might become. But we’re still getting used to a bangless Bieber, so let’s not make this a regular thing, OK guys? (t/y Richard)
The One Direction boys are currently in Toronto, where it’s Beatlemania everywhere they go. Every day I see new pictures of them, and every day I switch my allegiance from one boy to the next. Today is a Louis kind of day, and is it just me, or is his hair getting Harry-er and Harry-er? Is this extreme comb-over/popcorn ball ‘do strictly a One Directional thing or is it just the natural process of growing out your Bieber bangs? Is it the result of a stylist’s dictum to go BIGGER and NUTTIER? Or is it that Louis is in love with Harry and aping his style?