Comfort Food

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Bedding with topping. Made-to-order pizza sleeping bag with veggie pillows, $300 a slice from Etsy, of course. (Images via Antipodean Homo) ... See the Rest

Bed and Breakfast

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Hogging the pillows. (t/y Louis)   ... See the Rest

Eddie Cibrian for Charisma: “Luxury Bedding to Break Your Marriage Vows On”

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I'm not going to watch The Playboy Club because I despise Eddie Cibrian for cheating on his wife with Leann Rimes, but I may just buy his line of luxury bath and bedding available exclusively at Bloomingdales, if only for the weird whatthefuckery of it all. What's next Bloomingdales? Chris Brown boxing gloves? Mel Gibson jacuzzis? ... See the Rest

Making out with your pillow at night while crying yourself to sleep just got a whole lot more exciting

Lady Sandra Home Fashions has just launched a Justin Bieber bed and bath collection.The collection includes the comforter and pillow with the tween star's face on it (pictured here), as well as towels, shower curtain hooks, bath mats, fleece throws, lotion pumps and soap dishes. The products will arrive in store in the U.S. in Canada in November. ... See the Rest

This is relevant to my interests

Oh, Etsy. "The Penis Pillow (or Frilly Willy Pillow) is crocheted from 100% cotton yarn and stuffed with polyester fiberfill. The size is 8.5"x13" and 9.5" tall." And only $39!!  (via BuzzFeed) ... See the Rest

Good Night and Good Duck

Plucked by Stephen Saban from somewhere on the world wide web bed. Turns out to be the handiwork of interiors genius Jacques Grange. Are you down with it? ... See the Rest

Angelina Jolie’s Face Is Like a Poorly Made Bed, Says Doc

Angelina Jolie has been showing up in photos very recently with some strange stringy bits at the jawline under her ear. And those probing investigative journalists at US magazine has been busy consulting a number of prominent LA plastic surgeons in search of an answer. Beverly Hills surgeon Dr Gabriel Chiu said it was "unlikely that the banding can ... See the Rest

You’re So Vein

Tights with varicose veins - yeah! Unfortunately, no longer available. Might have better luck with this duvet cover.  ... See the Rest