Simon Cowell has somehow mutated into Sylvester Stallone’s character in Copland (glasses and all) and is way too proud to show it off on the beaches of Barbados. Happy to see he practices safe ski with his floaties. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
You can grow a beard if you like, Mr. Big, we still think you are hot stuff. Possibly, even hotter now with the facial accoutrement. Chris Noth was walking around the farmers’ market sipping his java and looking all silver beary and stuff. Love the belly too. I’ve got issues.