The Biebs showed off some newfound inking skills when he visited famed tattoo artist Bang Bang at his New York City parlor. After much deliberation and practice drawings, he put needle to skin and drew a big, muscly mouse with the word SWAGGY next it onto Bang Bang’s leg. Everyone applauded Justin’s effort and toasted his prodigious talent – “FABULOUS!” “A WORK OF ART!” “TO JUSTIN!” – saying if this whole singing thing doesn’t work out, he definitely has a career in the tattoo arts. SWAGGY MICE FOR EVERYONE! (via Crushable)
I have been rendered speechless, which we all know isn’t an easy thing to do. I cannot believe the lack of research these celebrities do or don’t do in finding a tattoo artist. You would think that people with money to burn would find the best tattoo artist there is to ink their body permanently. But Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and now Jenny McCarthy have proved to be the complete opposite. This new tattoo that Jenny showed off on Twitter looks like a drunken sailor got that shit tatted in a back alley in 1957. I am befuddled.
“Two ropes (two parents) makes four ends (four brothers),” he tweeted. And, you know, the more time I spend on his Twitter and Instagram feed, the more convinced I am that he JUST MIGHT BE HETEROSEXUAL AFTER ALL. I mean, queens just aren’t that dorky.
Of course, it’s the pearl cheek piercing that really brings it all together. (via Helen-of-Destroy)
About that disturbingly Rihanna-esque tattoo on Chris Brown’s neck, his rep tells TMZ it’s “a sugar skull (associated with the Mexican celebration of the Day of the Dead) and a MAC cosmetics design he saw. It is not Rihanna or an abused woman as erroneously reported.” So that settles that. Of course one questions the wisdom of his tattooing a woman with a black eye regardless of its provenance… But that’s just Chris Brown for you.