Don’t Listen to the New York Times, Mariah SLAYED Last Night

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About that NYT review: Her residency in Vegas is not "a sign of defeat."  Her voice is not like "decaying manufacturing machinery." Her performance was not "tentative and inconsistent." The band was not "strategically lethargic." The show did not "display a minimum of imagination ... See the Rest

“Like a 104-minute Chanel Ad, Only without the Subtlety and Depth”: Reviews from the Cannes Premiere of Grace of Monaco

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Here's what the critics are saying about Nicole Kidman's latest debacle, Grace of Monaco (hint: it ain't pretty) ... See the Rest

Kick Her While She’s Down Dept: 26 Mean Reviews of Lana Del Rey’s New Album

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Here are just four reviews of Del Rey's aptly named Born to Die. (See the rest at Buzzfeed) ... See the Rest

Zac’s new beard

No, he hasn't traded Vanessa in for a more-talented model. He's just sporting a new "What-do-you-mean-I-have-to-still-promote-this-piece-of-crap?"/"Screw you, world!" bit of facial fuzz. The kind of scruff that dwindling career options and hateful reviews tends to produce. When ... See the Rest