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That smell of Drakkar Noir and VRB vomit wafting across the desert yesterday morning was the aftermath of the grand opening of Hakkasan Las Vegas Restaurant and Nightclub at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, where all the hottest DILFs (Douchenozzles I’d Like to Fuck) attended. From top, left: Austin Butler (who needs to steer clear of this crowd, lest he become tainted by repeated exposure); Mark Salling (who, let’s face it, shoulda stuck with the mohawk); a slightly grizzled Tom Welling; and Caspar Smart with some chick (JENNY, WHAT ARE DOING WITH THESE PEOPLE?). Also there: Paris and River, V-Hud, Cheryl Burke, and Calvin Harris. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
A-But and V-Hud go out for a pap walk in LA this morning. And I’m no body language expert, but I’d say SOMEONE’s newfound fame has made them the aggressor in the relationship, and SOMEONE’s feeling slightly eclipsed. Look at her: She’s LITERALLY WALKING IN HIS SHADOW, with her eyes cast down, as he struts down the lane with his pelvis thrust FORWARD. Classic role switch. It’s the old Star Is Born Syndrome, with Austin as Judy and ‘Nessa as James Mason. DON’T LET HER WALK INTO THE OCEAN, AUSTIN! (Photo: Pacific Coast News)
Caught on the third day of the music festival in Indio, California, were, from top left, Ireland Baldwin and her surfer dude boyfriend Slater Trout; Hostel director Eli Roth with a gorgeous friend; Vanessa Hudgens and boyfriend Austin Butler; and, last but by no means least, a solo Kellan Lutz. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
I haven’t really been watching The Carrie Diaries – Monday nights at 8 I’m usually too busy rocking back in forth in freaked out anticipation of The Following – but I’m told it’s found its footing and has become really fun. Last night there was a dance and Carrie took her new boyfriend George, and Sebastian stared longingly at her as they kissed, and you could totally tell he was über-jealous. Also, Maggie did the ’80s White Girl Dance in a sparkly dress it was such a giffable moment, I’m showing it to you now. What do you think? Should I make it point to start watching?
Quiff lords Nolan Funk and Austin Butler, oh my. You might remember Nolan from his 2009 turn as Conrad Birdie on Broadway. He’s currently on Glee, playing… oh, I can’t be bothered to IMDB it. I’m sure he’s adorable though, and frequently showering, which is what all the boys at William McKinley High do all day long, right? He walked the Beautiful Creatures red carpet at the famed Chinese Theater in Hollywood. Austin, who looks like his newfound fame is agreeing with him, showed up with his old lady Vanessa Hudgens (not pictured) to the Wildfox presentation at the fall 2013 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City. Eddie Redmayne is strangely still going to Les Miz premieres – it must be like Groundhog Day for him, poor thing. Here he is at his 3,427th one THIS WEEK, at the Gaumont Marignan in Paris. Finally, we have lovely RDR contestant Monica Beverly Hillz leaving…. Wait. What’s that? Oh, I’m sorry. My sources are telling me that is NOT Miss Hillz, but British songstress Rita Ora leaving the Shepards Bush Empire after her gig in London. My mistake. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
Blond on Blonde: Austin Butler and AnnaSophia Robb make a love scene on The Carrie Diaries look almost real. Vanessa Hudgens might consider making more visits to the New York set where frequent rehearsing occurs. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)