Tag Archives: Anna Nicole Smith
It was attempted poorly in 2007 with the not-quite-ready-for-primetime Willa Ford playing Anna Nicole. Well, kids, we get another chance. This time it’s Agnus Bruckner taking the lead role, with Adam Goldberg playing Howard K Stern, Virginia Madsen playing Virgie Arthur, Martin Landau as J Howard Marshall, and the always adorable Cary Elwes as E Pierce Marshall. It debuts June 29, so you know where my ass will be planted.
Anna Nicole’s little girl is already five years old and just heartstoppingly beautiful, isn’t she? I gasped when I saw this picture. GASPED. It’s great that dad Larry only brings her out once a year (to the Kentucky Derby) and keeps her out of the spotlight. Hopefully she’ll grow up away from the nuttiness that doomed her mother and brother. Although wouldn’t it be great if she came to Hollywood and was the mean girl that put Suri in her place? (via Daily Mail)