Not a good night for the boys. I thought Jared Leto looked dirty. I thought Robin Thicke looked like a bad Simon Cowell impersonator. And Justin reeeeeeally needs to ditch the dbag fedora he’s been wearing since 2007. On the plus side: Drakes armpit whipped me in a sexual frenzy and that little A$AP Rocky is just sooo purty. It’s a shame he looked so massively uncomfortable next to noted homosexual Jason Collins. Like he was gonna catch the gay if he stood too close. The three true standouts to me, though, were 1D video director Ben Winston (what a hot daddy!), DJ Cassidy (yum), and Broadway’s Spider-Man Reeve Carney. Reeve, though gets deducted 10 points for being Taylor Swift’s date. What are you thinking, dude? RUN. Also: THAT HAIR.
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Andy Cohen hosted fashion’s big night last night at Lincoln Center. Ralph Lauren awarded Vera Wang the Geoffrey Beene Lifetime Achievement, Hillary Clinton awarded Oscar de la Renta the Founders Award. Other big winners of the night? Womenswear Designer of the Year: Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez for Proenza Schouler; Menswear Designer of the Year: Thom Browne; Accessories Designer of the Year: Phillip Lim for 3.1 Phillip Lim.
Seen here (from top to bottom): The eternally best-dressed Nicole Richie, our chic-as-fuck future president Hilary Clinton, supermodel Adriana Lima in drop-dead Givenchy, Marina Abromovic totally giving us Dawn Wiener geek chic realness FOR YOUR NERVES, I mean REALLY, WHAT. THE . ACTUAL. FUCK. MARINA., Elizabeth and Mary-Kate Olsen, humpy daddy Riccardo Tisci and Jessica Chastain, Brad Goreski trying too hard as usual, an unfortunately rather plain-looking Dan Stevens – SHOULD’VE KEPT YOUR DAY JOB, BUB – Betsy and Lulu Johnson (I just can’t, ugh), and we’ll end on a positive note, supermodel of the world, now and forever, amen, Linda Evangelista. More pics at HuffPo.
A video montage of people reacting to last night’s Red Wedding, filmed by people who obviously read the books and knew what was coming. WARNING: OFF-CAMERA SOUNDS MAY BE CONSIDERED A SPOILER ALERT! (t/y Ed)
Wig mistress and astrologer to the stars Arlene Dahl and Broadway legend Liliane Montevecchi attend the 40th Annual “A Posh Affair” gala at the Plaza in New York, which has nothing to do with Mrs Beckham, but celebrates “fashionable philanthropy” (is there any other kind, darling?). Arlene’s old school pose with one hand on her hip and the other on her clavicle, and Liliane’s pin curl are EVERYTHING. (Photos Pacific Coast News)
A fabulous time was had by all, even if we lost ALL FOUR categories we were nominated in. THANKS, REALITY WANTED. (I missed a Vampire Diaries rerun for THAT?) From the top: Our photo booth pics and a napkin, a random hot guy, Chanel Perrillo’s shocking pink shoe, Manila Luzon and Jake Weinraub, MC Michelle Visage et moi (I REALLY need some eyebrows), Manila and Chanel, and Yara Sophia and Jake.
At the Laker’s game: Andrew Garfield licked his lips lasciviously, Maria Shriver picked her teeth, Patrick Schwarzenegger let some girl nap in his armpit while Andre Garfield yawned and played with his nipples, then Patrick pursed his lips prettily while Maria was clearly OVER IT. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)
Oh, what fun! All my favorite people! Why wasn’t I there? I drove right past it on my way home last night, I should have stopped. Just look! From top left: Marie Osmond signs autographs out front before the show; The ever-fabulous screen legend Anne Jeffries (probably best known for her knockout performance in 1945′s Zombies on Broadway, although she will ALWAYS be snooty Amanda Barrington on General Hospital to me) AND DOESN’T SHE LOOK FABULOUS? Very chic! Very chic!; Wowlebrity La Toya Jackson, who has NEVER LOOKED better, HONEST TO GOD, seen here with internet sensation (and rumored Angus T Jones girlfriend) Stalker Sarah, which is an odd coupling to be sure, but such is Hollywood, right?; Then, let’s see, who is that? COULD IT BE? I’ll be damned. It’s MITZI GAYNOR! I thought she was dead! How nice to see her alive and out and about, and even if her pants need hemming SHE LOOKS GREAT. Love seeing all the old broads again!; And finally: MR HOLLYWOOD Bruce Villanch, another wowlebrity I’m always excited to see. Looking fab, hunty. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)