It’s the the biggest Kickstarter project of all time! Rob Thomas, Kristen Bell, and the cast of Veronica Mars are trying to raise $2 million dollars in 31 days to FINALLY get that big-screen reunion movie off the ground and into theaters by 2014. It’s been seven hours so far, and they’ve already raised $1,518,064, no wait, $1,519,539, no wait, $1,520,928. Do you think they’ll make it? Fingers crossed. It’s all very exciting. Writes Kristen Bell: “dearest marshmallows… I am currently the happiest blonde in a hamster ball the world has ever seen. We have been waiting so long to make this movie dream a movie reality, and it’s because of YOUR commitment, YOUR persistence, that we finally have a chance. We just have one more step to go. You have banded together like the sassy little honey badgers you are and made this possibility happen. i promise if we hit our goal, we will make the sleuthiest, snarkiest, it’s-all-fun-and-games-‘til-one-of-you-gets-my-foot-up-your-ass movie we possibly can. I promise to give it my all. i promise to work my hardest to give everyone a little bit more Veronica, and i will be oh so honored to do so. I only ask for one thing in return. If I ever die, do me a favor. Go on Oprah and tell the world that I loved kittens. LoVe to you ALL, kristen bell” I’ll donate a few bucks, but only on the condition that they bring Beaver (Kyle Gallner) back from the dead and have a really hot incest subplot with him and his brother, Dick (Ryan Hansen). Trust me, that’s what the fans REALLY want.