Starring Paris Jackson

Michael Jackson’s pretty, insanely blue-eyed 13-year-old daughter Paris will be making her feature-film debut playing Lundon O’Malley, the title role in Lundon’s Bridge and the Three Keys, based on Dennis H. Christen’s novel concerning some ancient sea wizardry we’re just now hearing about that switches people and species, as in a dolphin into a human, a jellyfish into an evil fairy godmother, and a teenage boy into a dragonfly. We wish little Paris all the luck in the world with her new career, but we’ll pass on this movie; unfortunately, it also stars Larry King, his wife Shawn, and The Love Boat’s Ted Lange. Meanwhile, just enjoy these lovely images of Jackson. (via The JJB)

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