Spoiler Alert!

Vampire Diaries season finale shocker: Elena’s a VAMPIRE! Omg! I TOTALLY don’t even care anymore! They wasted so much time this season killing and re-killing the goddamn originals, then killing them again, then keeping Jeremy offscreen for a dozen episodes UNTIL I JUST DIDN’T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE. I don’t even know that I’m going to watch next season. Oh, who am I kidding. It’s still the best-looking cast on television. I’ll be there. But I’m warning the producers right now: You’re on thin ice. DON’T FUCK IT UP!

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