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Demi Moore’s rumored new boy-toy, 26-year-old art dealer Vito “Son of Julian” Schnabel, is seen here relaxing on Miami Beach. And while he’s not the handsomest of her boys, I know, he’s rumored to be quite the swordsman, if you know what I mean. With a rather hefty sword, if you know what I mean. Which explains a lot. Because, ugh, THAT FACE. Like one of his father’s paintings. (Photos: Pacific Coast News)