One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson and his “girlfriend” Eleanor Calder at the Grove in LA, this afternoon. The two were seen shopping at – NOW HEY THERE, HOLD ON A SEC. What was that? What’s with the quotes? “Girlfriend.” What am I implying? Nothing. Nothing at all. Just a typo. I’m sure they’re very happy. Moving right along. In related 1D news, “What Makes You Beautiful” will be covered on Glee, their SNL appearance is next week, and they just signed a career-killing deal to star in a Nickelodeon series, essentially dooming them to J-Bro status FOREVER. They were fun while they lasted, huh?