Smack-a-Hilton: First-Person Account of Barron’s “Attack”

South Beach Paris Hilton Miami Lindsay Lohan Barron Hilton. Nicky Hilton Art Basel Miami Beach Art Basel You may have heard that Barron Hilton was punched in the face over the weekend in Miami – conflicting reports are circulating like Twitter-fire. Barron posted a picture of his injuries to Instagram and claimed that he was attacked because of Lindsay Lohan. Paris is now in big sister mode and has threatened Lohan online. TMZ reported that Barron was attacked at a party he attended in Miami. Apparently, the 24-year-old made some rude comments in Lohan’s direction, which prompted her to get another guy to cave his face in. Barron filed a police report naming Lindsay Lohan and his attacker, who is a friend of hers. Miami police are looking for them both. Barron posted this photo of his injuries on Instagram and blamed Lohan. Read this first-person account of the night by Lindsay MaHarry;

“As I write this, I’m about to board a boat with “Lindsay Lohan’s thug,” a.k.a. Ray LeMoine, a guy whose recent press mentions range from face puncher to humanitarian to bar owner. Indeed, over the past few days, Mr. LeMoine has become a tabloid anti-celeb, and we’re on the run. Mr. Lemoine invited me to stay in his now-notorious Miami party pad for Art Basel. The text read: ‘Just come.’ Neither of us knew that Ms. Lohan would be bunking with us, though we’d heard rumors. I took a red eye and showed up last Thursday morning. The Star Island estate was a $25 million dollar work of South Florida opulence. Jet skis, heated toilet seats, nine massive bedrooms. The water in my bathtub poured from the mouth of a golden swan. It seemed too good to be true. And thanks to Barron Hilton, it was. Our interactions with Ms. Lohan were pleasant but brief. Due to her probation, and the $2 million sobriety contract with Oprah, she was laying low, firmly on the wagon. Her brother grilled us some hot dogs and cheeseburgers. Then we parted ways. I didn’t see her again until the next morning. After a long night at the VFiles and DIS party at South Beach mega club Story, we headed back to the mansion, weary and ready for sleep. We pulled in at sunrise, and much to our surprise, there was a party of rich, horrible strangers in full swing. Mr. LeMoine surveyed the crowd and then went straight to bed. (Ms. Lohan had barricaded herself in her room hours earlier.) I, for some ungodly reason, decided to hang out, and…” (Photo via Instagram, via NY Observer. To read the rest, go here.)

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