Run, Logan!

So I think I’ve mentioned my dentist is right in the thick of Rodeo Drive, which I love, it’s the only reason I go to him. That and he’s REALLY CUTE, OMG. So there I was after my appointment, high as a kite, stumbling around and drooling slightly, with a big old puffed-up face, looking like an absolute maniac, when who do I run into but TEEN HEARTTHROB LOGAN LERMAN!

ME: OMGLoganLermanIloveyousomuch!

LOGAN: Thanks, man (shakes my hand, very politely)

ME: How exciting about Three Musketeers coming out! (He nods) Have you wrapped up Perks of Being a Wallflower? And what are you doing now?

LOGAN: Uh, yeah Wallflower wrapped a little while ago, and now I’m just starting press for Musketeers.

By now, he’s looking a little wild-eyed, like WHO IS THIS CREEPY OLD QUEEN WITH THE STRING OF DROOL DANGLING FROM HIS CHIN WHO KNOWS WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT ME AND HOW DO I GET AWAY?

“No, no, no,” I assure him, “it’s OK, I’m a BLOGGER!

So then he REALLY looks scared, but he graciously allows me to take some pictures of him, one of which actually turned out, which is surprising as I AM TOTALLY OUT OF MY MIND. Then he shook my hand again and made a quick getaway. Let me just say: He was totally adorable but VERY TINY. Like Elijah Wood tiny. And that was my Logan Lerman experience.

 

 

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