Real Estate Porn: The Golightly Residence

Yes, Holly Golightly’s Upper East Side townhouse from Breakfast at Tiffany’s, located at 169 E 71st Street, is up for sale for a paltry $5.85 million. The building has been split into two apartments but “could easily be converted back to a single-family home.” As if. I’m buying it and throwing decadent parties for me and my call-girl friends, where we smoke and drink and cry in the mirror and tell Mag Wildwood she’s a thumping bore. See the floorplan and pics of the inside, as well as all the details for purchasing it here.

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