“You know the whole legend of St Patrick, right? St Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland, and then they came into the United States and became NBC executives. It’s a fascinating story, a fascinating story.” – talk show host Jay Leno continuing his unfunny nightly “jokes” about the NBC bosses and the network’s poor ratings. Those execs are said to be thinking about replacing the moon-faced comic with Jimmy Fallon. Yes, please!