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Who Am I?

Or rather, whose feet am I? Chances are you’ve never seen the bare feet of this most famous of celebrities (or those of many other celebrities, for that matter), so we’ll have to put the difficulty level at 10 – a first for a WOW Report “Who Am I?” post. But we’ll tell you the feet belong to a man. Reveal after the jump. Continue reading


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Whose Bloody Buttcheek Is This?

I’m swooning. I’m hyperventilating. I can’t believe I’m seeing the butt crack of this WOW Report favorite. He had a nasty accident while skiing with his family in Sun Valley, and that’s the only clue your getting. Difficulty level: 6. Answer after the jump. Continue reading


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Who Am I?

Who is this clean-cut nerd who would become a theatrical hardcore arena-rocker? We can tell you his name is Vincent and he’s a born-again Christian. With that, the difficulty level drops to 5. Reveal after the jump. Continue reading


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Who Am I?

Who is this movie star rockin’ cottage cheese thighs on the beach in Hawaii? It’s really shocking. We were shocked. You’ll never guess, so we’ll set the difficulty level at 6. Reveal after the jump. Continue reading


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Whose Precious Aristocat Is This?

Her name is Choupette, and she’s something of an instant celebrity in the fashion world. The flowers let you know that her master is a man of great taste. WWD breathlessly reports that she’s “fluffy and white with arresting blue eyes, and has revealed an aversion to television, turning her back to the screen.” She shares her master’s fondness for books, perhaps too much so – “She eats them!” Oh ha ha ha ha. Perhaps the biggest clue I can give you is that her master is probably one of the LEAST cuddly people on the planet, and the image of him playing with Choupette is a bit comical. And now I’ve gone and given it away. Difficulty Level: 2. Reveal after the jump.

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Who Am I?

Who is this old broad spotted today in the ocean in a bikini in St Barts? Her French twist is a giveaway, but it’s not Tippi Hedren. Difficulty level: 4. Reveal after the jump. Continue reading


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Who Am I?

You know him, you love him, he makes you laugh. He was probably the class clown at Atlanta’s Northside High School, where he posed for this 1982 yearbook photo. You keep wishing you could see more of him on TV. Difficulty level: 3.5. Reveal after the jump. Continue reading


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Who Am I?

Who’s this twerpy little faux punk with a failed marriage and an ebbing career flipping the bird to the paps as she goes to dinner at the Los Angeles restaurant Koi (which purely coincidentally rhymes with and is spelled like “boi”), when she should be thrilled anyone still wants to photograph her? Difficulty level lowers to 3 when we tell you she’s a Canuck. If you need a reveal, it’s after the jump.  Continue reading