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We came, we saw, we filmed! A magnificent house where the movie Deep Throat was filmed has gone on the market for $1.75 million. The unusual house is in the shape of a bull.  The even more unusual owner was Count Sepy, a mysterious hungarian with an adventurous past and a lust for life. Sadly, he died a couple of years back, but not before we got to spend a wonderful afternoon with him filming Inside Deep Throat. He had a Viking boat in his loft (sounds rude) that one of us made the mistake of calling a canoe. He let us know in no uncertain terms that this was the scene of many a conquest including, he coyly suggested, a deep throat experience administered by Linda Lovelace herself. The house was packed with primitive erotic art to arouse the senses and – as if to suggest we doubted that this kind of dusty old honey trap still worked – two beautiful blondes showed up in a convertible read to go skinny-dipping. “I am always magnificent,” the Count liked to say. So true. View the listing here.


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Tori Spelling was on the Today show yesterday promoting her yummy party-planning book CelebraTORI. Sarah Palin was also on – co-hosting. Sort of. Just as Tori was poised to share her amazing baked ham and brie en croute, Palin ambled in. I guess we’ll never know why Tori didn’t just grab that champagne bottle from the bucket on the left and whack her with it. While she was at it, she could have taken out Ann Curry too. A double mercy killing before breakfast – now that would have been something to celebraTORIbrate. Sigh. Get more Palin failing on Today here.


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Ice Age

Remember the Gin and Titonic?  Well, now that we are thoroughly bored as a civilization, thank God there are more fabulous options with which to chill our numbing cocktails.


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