Who’d You Rather?

James St. James
James St. James

Tim Tebow hung out with Jon Hamm at the NFL Honors and Pepsi Rookie of the Year ceremony that took place over the weekend, which begs the question: Who’d you rather? Tim or Jon? Would you rather be the person to deflower young Tim (and be a treasured memory of his for all time) or be taken in the firm but capable hands of a master?

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  • Joel

    Def Jon Hamm.  As nice as a threesome could be, I do not not want one with Jesus.

  • AguynamedWayne

    Maybe it’s just my own personal experience but guys with a big god-complex have usually translated into guys with little dicks.  

    Hamm for me!

    • Bruno

      He’s a Christian.  That doesn’t mean he has a little “g” god complex.  It means he believes Jesus of Nazareth was the only begotten son of God and is his Lord and Savior.  Get your facts straight.

    • Bruno

      He’s a Christian.  That doesn’t mean he has a little “g” god complex.  It means he believes Jesus of Nazareth was the only begotten son of God and is his Lord and Savior.  Get your facts straight.

    • Bruno

      He’s a Christian.  That doesn’t mean he has a little “g” god complex.  It means he believes Jesus of Nazareth was the only begotten son of God and is his Lord and Savior.  Get your facts straight.

    • Bruno

      He’s a Christian.  That doesn’t mean he has a little “g” god complex.  It means he believes Jesus of Nazareth was the only begotten son of God and is his Lord and Savior.  Get your facts straight.

    • Bruno

      He’s a Christian.  That doesn’t mean he has a little “g” god complex.  It means he believes Jesus of Nazareth was the only begotten son of God and is his Lord and Savior.  Get your facts straight.

    • Bruno

      He’s a Christian.  That doesn’t mean he has a little “g” god complex.  It means he believes Jesus of Nazareth was the only begotten son of God and is his Lord and Savior.  Get your facts straight.

  • Echovic

    Timmy

  • Echovic

    ps you presume that Tim needs deflowering – I’m not so sure (even the outfit seems to say ‘in the closet’)

  • http://jhames.com/ Jhames

    This photo of Hamm doesn’t do him justice. Google his photos where he’s shown from the waist-up. Talk about bird watching. Tim Tewho?

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=lf UltimaEsperenza

    DON DRAPER.  My satanic vagina would dissolve Tebow’s holy roller.

  • http://twitter.com/Bijeto joe

    After all those displays of religiosity during something like, uh.. I don’t know, EVERY game this season, I wonder what Tebow thinks of the Broncos being a mere wild card team? Well, I couldn’t find any interview on Youtube, but I found something else I think you guys might enjoys a little more. Don’t say I never did anything for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYUKnP9yMqw&feature=related

  • Scot

    I don’t know if I could get a hard-on for tebitch, but I have Major Meat for Hamm!

  • Goodlooker

    this is sorta tough! I’d bone-Te once but let Jon park his ham inside me all the time

  • Cocoabutter

     Hamm, of course!

  • Cocoabutter

     Hamm, of course!

  • Cocoabutter

     Hamm, of course!

  • Bruno

    Jon Hamm most def.  He proved in Bridesmaids he’s well versed in various positions.

  • Willie Boy

    tebow!!!