What a Ding-Dong

January 26, 2012 at 10:43 am

tags Hostess snacks, Mario Lopez, talent, wtf

James St. James

Mario Lopez shows the world he’s more that just dimples and ass, by balancing five… no… wait for it… SIX Ding-Dongs on his forehead. And they said he had no talent. (via Poison Paradise)

http://twitter.com/JohnnyBlaze0 JohnnyBlaze0
Fuck yes, I’d rather have a stack of those ding dongs than mario lopez’s ass. As a child I would sleep walk and one woke up in my living room cuddling a box of ring dings like a teddy bear. I heard they might be discontinued and my heart is breaking

JSJ
DISCONTINUED?! YOU CAN’T JUST CASUALLY DROP A BOMBSHELL LIKE THAT AND WALK AWAY FROM IT! I NEED LINKS! I NEED NEWS ITEMS! I NEED SOURCES! MY WORLD JUST ENDED!

Scot
Hostess has applied for bankruptcy, so say good-by to Twinkys, Ding Dongs, Cup Cakes and those little chocolate donuts that we all love so much. sob – Say it ain’t so!!!

brad
there are so many ‘ding dong’ and ‘head’ jokes in here i just hurt myself having them flash through my, er, head. the real question is how many ding dongs he can fit into his mouth. stacking them on his forehead is fun, but nothing more than foreplay. but at least he knows how to play play with his food.
Absurdnoise
What a waste, all this coming from the drummer of the Zack attack what a bright future that mullet had damn you bayside all you do is destroy dreams