• http://twitter.com/JohnnyBlaze0 JohnnyBlaze0

    Fuck yes, I’d rather have a stack of those ding dongs than mario lopez’s ass. As a child I would sleep walk and one woke up in my living room cuddling a box of ring dings like a teddy bear. I heard they might be discontinued and my heart is breaking :(

  • brad

    there are so many ‘ding dong’ and ‘head’ jokes in here i just hurt myself having them flash through my, er, head. the real question is how many ding dongs he can fit into his mouth. stacking them on his forehead is fun, but nothing more than foreplay. but at least he knows how to play play with his food.

  • JSJ

    DISCONTINUED?! YOU CAN’T JUST CASUALLY DROP A BOMBSHELL LIKE THAT AND WALK AWAY FROM IT! I NEED LINKS! I NEED NEWS ITEMS! I NEED SOURCES! MY WORLD JUST ENDED!

  • Scot

    Hostess has applied for bankruptcy, so say good-by to Twinkys, Ding Dongs, Cup Cakes and those little chocolate donuts that we all love so much. sob – Say it ain’t so!!!

  • Absurdnoise

    What a waste, all this coming from the drummer of the Zack attack what a bright future that mullet had damn you bayside all you do is destroy dreams