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James St. James
James St. James

I’m thinking it’s Ryan Phillippe for the win, with Ryan Kwanten coming in a close second. And Ashton Kutcher walks off with the booby prize for WORLD’S UGLIEST ASS. Thoughts? Differing opinions? (via Poison Paradise)

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  • Scott Edelman

    i agree 100% with you James.

  • Scott Edelman

    i agree 100% with you James.

  • Jake

    Yep. James nailed it.

  • Jake

    Yep. James nailed it.

  • Roxannequesti

    i agree with you on ashton kutcher – yech, who knew?  … but not the others.  can we get more footage of justin?  ;)

  • Squintanilla85

    Clear winner: Mario Lopez
    baby got back!

    • http://jhames.com/ Jhames

      I agree, Mario’s ass is definitely top dollar. 

      • Willie Boy

        Mario for the Win!!! :)

        • JSJ

          Three years ago I would have agreed, but now he’s been so neutered by Extra, i can’t think of him as hot. he’s just a big old de-sexualized ball of cheese

  • http://iamanoxi-moron.blogspot.com/ Anonymous

    Totally agree with you!!  Ryan!!

  • http://seanbrecher.blogspot.com/ Sean

    Bless you JSJ!

    MY Fave Asses
    1. Ryan Phillippe
    2. Cam Gigandet
    3  Ryan Kwanten

  • Erich

    Agreed.  With Justin in 3rd (even though I hate the douche)

  • Gavin

     Cam Gigandet’s ass is the most inviting, with Ryan Kwanten coming in a close second.

    Everybody else’s is too bulky or flat.

    Ashton Kutcher definitely has the worst, flattest ass of the bunch.

  • http://twitter.com/katherinesmith Katherine Smith

    James, how are you always right?

    • Supine

      exactly

    • Supine

      exactly

  • brad

    bingo, james. bingo.

  • Anonymous

    Ass-Tas-Tic post, James…. thanks!~

  • Anonymous

    This may be the greatest post ever.

  • Gary

    Ashton’s ass definately is the worst something about him always makes me go  yech do not know the fascination about him and a terrible actor as well Jake or the two Ryans would be nice to have in my hands

  • Jasper

    agreed, ryan! everyone elses is mediocre AT BEST.

    • Actingt723

      Mario lopez’s ass is pretty incr-edible!

    • Actingt723

      Mario lopez’s ass is pretty incr-edible!

  • Willie Boy

    Nick Jonas who!?! lol 

  • Steph

    Mario. Ashton’s booty is a big disappointment.

  • Steph

    Mario. Ashton’s booty is a big disappointment.

  • Steph

    Mario. Ashton’s booty is a big disappointment.

  • Actingt723

    Ryan p def wins but Mario lopez’s ass is also incre-edible!

  • Actingt723

    Ryan p def wins but Mario lopez’s ass is also incre-edible!

  • Kris_cooke_5

    Jake for sure!!

  • Edstoker

    Jake totally…best legs too!