James St. James
James St. James

The gorgeous 85-years-young Most Excellent Duchess of Alba, full name (deep breath): Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Paloma Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Fernanda Teresa Francisca de Paula Lourdes Antonia Josefa Fausta Rita Castor Dorotea Santa Esperanza Fitz-James Stuart y de Silva Falcó y Gurtubay, 18th Duchess of Alba and current head of the House of Alba, who is recognized by Guinness World Records as being the most noble person on earth, holding more titles recognized by existing governments than any other noble (including Queen Elizabeth) and is the ONLY person on earth who is not required to kneel before the pope SHE’S THAT EXULTED – married the MUCH YOUNGER Alfonzo Diez, A COMMONER, making him the Duke of Alba.

According to HuffPo: “The wedding took place this morning in in the chapel of one of the Duchess’s palaces, the Dueñas Palace in Seville, with a variety of high-profile Spaniards, including the bride’s children, in attendance. The octogenarian bride wore a short, coral-colored dress with lace detail at the shoulder and a green ribbon around the waist. The groom wore tails.”

What a handsome couple! Congratulations to all!

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  • Supine

    was waiting for your take on this, the royalist of royal weddings

  • Anonymous

    She looks like a puffy dandelion.

  • Bisbeechris

    I just love her, I hope she is truly happy!

  • PHIL

    i love her. if only kate middleton had half her style.

  • Wendyjoy

    Have you seen her topless photos?  Her Grace had some rack.

  • Willie Boy

    lmfao! she is so fugly!!! looks like skeletor! eek!

  • http://twitter.com/Bijeto joe

    My Gross Out alarm just went off and it’s like a klaxon call in my ear. This would remind me of that old E-Trade commercial from 2000 except Alfonzo is also old (albeit younger), but I’m sure he still has at least a good three years ahead of him to rub her gnarly bunions. 

  • Anonymous

    She might only have one lip left, but dammit it’s perfect!

  • Anonymous

    She might only have one lip left, but dammit it’s perfect!

  • Anonymous

    I hope Rhea Perlman is preparing to play her in the inevitable Lifetime Made for TV Movie.

  • Simon Linden

    I loved her work on ‘planet of the apes’ alongside Mark Wahlberg 

  • lesbianpanic

    She must be busy soaking her face in stem cells – I mean REALLY, who on earth other than Alba looks that ironed out at 85?