After BuzzFeed posted an unverified intelligence dossier alleging ties between Emperor Cheeto, his campaign and the Russian government, social media has been streaming pee jokes and comedy gold.
The unverified report published late Tuesday was allegedly prepared by a former British intelligence agent paid initially by the anti-Trump GOPEE and then by Democrats.
Among the allegations, were the juicy details that Trump hired prostitutes to pee on a bed in a Moscow Ritz-Carlton Hotel in a room that the Obamas had stayed in months earlier.
Kinda makes sense. He’s a pee-stain on the country. Trump, of course, denied the report, where else? On Twitter. #GoldenShowers is trending hard.
The day before when the world was still talking about Meryl’s impassioned Golden Globes speech and Donald slam afterward that Steep was “overrated” I posted a pic from last year of someone (not me) peeing on Trump’s star on the Hollywood walk of fame. I know, timing!
Last night it WAS fun seeing a golden stream of pee jokes. Wee were trying to decide if #TinkleGate or #GoldenGate was a better hashtag than #GoldenGate. Feel free to make your own puns on Twitter. Tag and follow us @worldofwonder, and hold your bladder, wee might just retweet you.
This post was approved by Jerry Blank.