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Gideon Yago, 34
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Benicio Del Toro, 45
Justine Bateman, 46
Seal, 49
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Helen Fielding, 54
Ray Winstone, 55
Jeff Daniels, 57
Michael Nader, 67
Smokey Robinson, 72
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Regina Spektor, 32
Jillian Michaels, 38
Michelle Tea, 41
Molly Ringwald, 44
Tracey E. Edmonds, 45
Dr. Dre, 47
Matt Dillon, 48
Greta Scacchi, 52
Vanna White, 55
John Travolta, 58
Juice Newton, 60
Cybill Shepard, 62
Yoko Ono, 79
Milos Forman, 80
Toni Morrison, 81
George Kennedy, 87
Helen Gurley Brown, 90
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After the news broke that Chris Brown “secretly” attended Rihanna’s birthday party, and hearing that he may be lending guest vocals to the upcoming remix for her song “Birthday Cake,” one can’t help but read this tweet with a sadly sinking heart. (via Jezebel)
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Ugh, it’s that thing when celebrities passive-aggressively destroy the thing that made them famous, daring you to still like them even though they’re really saying “FUCK YOU” to their fans. Like when Brad Pitt makes himself ugly or when Divine used to refuse to do drag or when Jared Leto became a ridiculous raver instead of a leading man or when Jennifer Hudson got skinny and became unemployable to everyone except Weight Watchers. I mean, obviously Rob is still handsome and funny and talented (?), but is this like Jennifer Grey’s nose job? Who will hire him? Who wants a shaved Rob Pattinson? (via Lainey Gossip)
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“The thing is, she knew from day one when we began our relationship that I was using very heavily. She knew that. So, you can’t suddenly turn around and say, ‘you’ve got to stop all that.’ I do have regrets about Kate, but I wouldn’t want to talk to you about them. I’d only talk to a highly skilled doctor with large amounts of morphine and a hypnotherapist. And a small monkey. … The only way I see myself in a serious relationship is if I am toning it down a bit. When you’re banging up all day you can’t really have someone else in your life, especially if she’s an English rose. I wouldn’t let her touch anything, I just wouldn’t.” – Brit musician, blood artist, and virtual wowlebrity Pete Doherty to The Independent‘s Matilda Battersby on relationships in general and Kate Moss specifically.
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Yucky-haired dubstep icon Skrillex’s bid for mainstream(-ish) acceptance is here, in the form of the surprisingly hummable “Bangarang.” The video features young people trying to blow up an old man, which may or may not be a metaphor for the dubstep movement in general. I like it, even if I’m probably closer to being the ice cream man than the kids at this stage in my life.
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Or, The Best of Nicolas Cage. Bringing back many disturbing memories, here are 100 clips of the hair-challenged star delivering dialogue in that patented manic, ear-splitting, over-the-top way he has. Some might call this the clip reel from Hell. We call it heaven. This should BE a movie.







