Well, actually, we gave him one. If you were on Santa’s naughty (in a good way) list and received the WOW #1 B*tches Foam Finger, tweet us your photo @WorldofWonder
Yo, yo, yo my little banga! This is MY JAM! When did Austin become African-American? It’s UNCANNY! Why, If you close your eyes, you’d SWEAR you were listening to Young Jeezy or DMX or… Whiz Khaleefa? I don’t know… but HOLY MOLEY little dude is HARDCORE! Good on Austin for STEPPING UP HIS GAME! Of course, we know this can’t end well. In no time at all he’ll be peeing in buckets and leaving his monkey in Germany. But for now, his hip-hop aspirations are still relatively sweet. Let the boy have his bangaz, I say, because yo, dis shit is DOPE, Mahomey!
Omgomgomg. It’s finally here. The big night is almost upon us! Tomorrow evening is the super-prestigious WOWie Awards presented at the annual WOW Christmas party, and I couldn’t be MORE THRILLED. I personally want to thank everybody who voted, the turnout was OUTSTANDING! THOUSANDS of you voted on your favorite YouTubers, bloggers, Instagrammers, celebrity tweeters, and Tumblrers. The winners will be posted tomorrow night here on the WOW Report. We’ll also be streaming the red carpet LIVE from the party starting at 8PM, with Michelle Visage and I taking turns chatting with the wowlebrities and social media superstars as they make their way into the party. Expect a cavalcade of party pics to follow in the days to come! This is LITERALLY THE MOST EXCITING THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED AT WOW!
The more-likeable-every-day actor/rock star tells Nylon that despite all the acclaim he’s getting for Dallas Buyers Club, he would much prefer sitting at home creating art. “I’m actually a very private person, ” he tells the magazine. “If you read between the lines, you’re only going to find more lines. I’m not a reality star. I went to art school. I thought I would be an artist. That’s all I really wanted to share with people. I still feel the same way.” Which, six months ago, I might have thought was a douchey thing to say, but now I’m inclined to give him a pass. Funny how one good role and my whole perception of him has changed.
Umph. These guys are HOT. I do love a good cabdriver now and again. But then, who doesn’t? This fab new calandar, created by Philip Kirkman (live432.com) and photographed by Shannon McLaughlin (Fauna Photography, features some of the SULTRIEST guys in the taxi biz. You’ll be the envy of your office when you tack this baby on your cubicle wall.
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