Someone’s gonna be found dead in a basement, hung from the neck with red Kabbalah string for this one.

Seems a sneaky soul released the before/after photoshop shots for one of Madonna’s recent shoots.

I seem to remember her now ex-boyfriend Jesus Luz saying something along the lines of; “She looks like a 30-year-old and has a youthful personality to go with it.”

I sir, would care to challenge that.