Viola Davis is a lovely and talented woman, there’s no getting around that. Love her to death. And MY GOD that color really pops on her, doesn’t it? Lovely dress, really. She was the belle of the NAACP Awards in it. It’s just unfortunate that, oh how shall I put it, that… that… those, um, DEAR GOD WOMAN, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOUR TITS? As the GoFugYourself girls put it: It looks like you “shoved two bagels under there.” Now, there’s a VERY GOOD chance that you will win the Oscar Sunday night. PLEASE show this picture to stylist and tell her you don’t want to look like Boobs McGee at the podium on the most important night of your life. That’s all anyone will remember, trust me. Just put those puppies away. You’ll thank me Monday morning.