On the Red Carpet: The Big Footloose Premiere

Victoria Jackson Tyson Ritter red carpet culture on the red carpet movie premiere Kenny Wormald Julianne Hough Hunter Hayes Footloose fashion Ashley Tisdale Andie McDowell All American Rejects Of course it’s going to bomb, but I heartily welcome newcomer Kenny Wormald (top, left) into the Hollywood fold. It’s always nice to have fresh meat new faces to blog about. My 12-year-old niece just thinks he’s THE DREAMIEST, and she’s a pretty good judge of these things, so I predict BIG THINGS for my new honey-lover. The deranged FACES OF METH dude in the next picture is Tyson Ritter of The All-American Rejects, and he could not look less all-American and more terrifying if he had a crack pipe in one hand and a lead dildo in the other. Even putting his picture next to Kenny’s feels like blasphemy. It also makes for a rather interesting WHO’D YOU RATHER? Kenny with the Pepsodent smile or Tyson with the lead dildo?

Second row, first picture: Star Julianne Hough (I’ll never get used to saying that) looks adorable in her fancy romper. Andie McDowell (second pic) looks pretty fantastic, and given the fact that I despise her, and wish her nothing but crows feet and sagging boobs, that’s really saying something. I don’t know this Hunter Hayes person (bottom, left) but I’ll gobble him up if I ever see him on the street, HE’S THAT CUTE. Victoria Jackson (next to him) always looks like a forty-year-old woman to me, but I guess she looks great here. And then there’s the Tizz (bottom, right). Oh, Ashley. I miss your old face. You used to have CHARACTER. You used to have PERSONALITY. Now you just look semi-attractive, at best.

Victoria Jackson Tyson Ritter red carpet culture on the red carpet movie premiere Kenny Wormald Julianne Hough Hunter Hayes Footloose fashion Ashley Tisdale Andie McDowell All American Rejects

Victoria Jackson Tyson Ritter red carpet culture on the red carpet movie premiere Kenny Wormald Julianne Hough Hunter Hayes Footloose fashion Ashley Tisdale Andie McDowell All American Rejects

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