On the Red Carpet: Damsels in Distress

At the Damsels in Distress screening in NYC last night, Adam Brody looked devastatingly handsome (if slightly unfocused), while Chloë Sevigny… um… Chloë Sevigny… well, Chloë… had… a hairstyle… and… wore… some clothes. Oh, I give up trying to describe her. I love her, I love her, I love her, but Chloë COME ON. You make it so damn difficult. What can I say? “Chloë Sevigny wore a dress by Opening Ceremony.” THERE.