The future of oral sex is NOW!
Yes, science has discovered a way to let you orally pleasure your partner, even if you are thousands of miles apart.
A new app lets you lick your iPhone, which I’m sure is perfectly sanitary. You then download the vibratory pattern of your tongue motions into a vaguely tongue-shaped sex toy and GO TO TOWN!
Whether you use finger or tongue, those patterns last up to 60 seconds in length. They can be anything from circles, straight lines or even the alphabet.
Those vibratory patterns are then connected via bluetooth to the Lush, a remote control vibrator that sells for $100 a pop.
Adult entertainer Charley Hart tested out the product and was impressed by the results.
“I loved it,” she told HuffPost. “Nothing is like the real thing, but it’s great when the other person is far away.”
Hart plans to utilize it in her work as a cam model by letting fans “perform” on her by uploading their own oral sex performances during private shows (provided they pay an additional fee, of course).
But Hart can see other options for O-Cast, such as giving people who are unsure of their oral sex skills a chance to have them tested by sex experts, or be a calling card for those who are good at it.
“Guys who are good at it are rare, so a guy who is, I’m calling back!” she said.
Goes a whole new meaning to the term “phone sex.”
Check it out here.