New Couple Alert?

Are you sitting down? From MediaTakeOut: “We can CONFIRM (this is FACT, not rumor) . . . that Rihanna is getting it in with reality star ROBERT KARDASHIAN. MediaTakeOut.com learned that LAST NIGHT, the two were ALL OVER EACH OTHER at the London nightclub, Mahiki. And that after a HEAVY makeout session . . . the two LEFT THE CLUB TOGETHER . . . alone!!! Now this could get interesting.” I suppose it’s a step up from getting back together with Chris Brown – and, really, God bless her for getting a piece of dat ass – but this just gives me the heebie jeebies.