OK, maybe not my actual husband, but in my head he is and that’s what counts, isn’t it? Alexander Skarsgard and yet-to-be-confirmed girlfriend Ellen Page were caught having a tender moment in a park in San Fran. Alexander has some pretty rabid fans apparently because when word starting going around that these two were dating? The death threats came pouring in right on cue. Things like, “Ellen Page if you continue to date Alexander I will K-1-L-L you in public in the next year… Be it in a club, at a game, in a restaurant, or when you’re signing autographs.” Isn’t that charming? That’s gotta be tough to endure. The downside of celebritydom.