That’s me having a quiet moment with the legendary Deven Green. The picture is slightly blurry, but then I look my best when things are slightly blurry. I’m only sorry you can’t see the amazing detailing on her outfit. Bitch JUST SHOWED UP in full Victorian mourning drag. She wasn’t a paid extra. There was no Deven Green photo booth. She just went through her closet and thought “What shall I wear to tonight’s party?” And THAT’S what she came up with. Love that. God bless her. (Actually, it wasn’t quite as simple as that. She worked very closely with designer/stylist/and hair specialist David Marvel to create the look. It took hours and hours, but it was TOTALLY WORTH IT). I’m wearing a belted cloak, btw, that I got from a design student in Madrid. Fabulous, flowing, and oh-so Christmasy, don’t you think?