How many times a day does your honeybunny call you at the office to talk baby-talk to you? And how many times do you have to excuse yourself from your desk, and hide in a bathroom stall so your co-workers can’t listen to you say “No I wuv YOU, my widdle snoogie-oogums”? It’s beyond embarrassing. Believe me, I KNOW.
Well, worry no more about people listening in to your private conversations.
Now, you can strap on the stylish HushMe voice muffler and natter on about the most secretive topics you can think of. You can talk about your UTI in front of your boss. You can order a call girl in front of your mother – and NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.
The look is VERY Bane, I just love it.
Via Dude I Want That:
The muffler, which has been making the tech trade show rounds in prototype form, looks loosely like a pair of headphones that snap together at center over your kisser. There you’ll find Hushme’s microphone for talking and “advanced insulation materials” for acoustic suppression outside the device. A pair of in-ear headphones extends from either side of the set for complete hands-free communication.
In addition to suppressing your voice, the Hushme pairs with a smartphone app to provide a library of sounds that will mask it too. Since the system also has built-in speakers, I’m pretty sure this means you’ll be able to project sounds like falling rain and blowing wind to further enhance your privacy while taking phone calls. Which is kind of a giant crock of BS because why should everyone else have to suffer through 15 minutes of monkey screeches or heavy Darth Vader breathing just because some F’ing dude has decided to take a private call in public? I’m not even joking about the monkey and Vader. Those are 2 of the options in the Hushme voice masking library. Plus you can upload custom sounds, so I can only imagine what kinds of cacophonies we’d experience sitting in a room full of Hushme users.
Watch the video below.
And get yours HERE.