After 13 months of gestating, Jessica Simpson gave birth to daughter Maxine Drew Johnson, tipping the scales at 9lbs 13ozs. I’m assuming Maxi didn’t come out of mommy’s vagina, but she is from Texas and they say everything’s bigger in Texas, so ya never know. Jess, this is the most special time in your life. You’ve just entered the chapter in your life that will fulfill you the most but also be the toughest thing you have ever attempted. Motherhood. Enjoy every second of it. Read more here.