It all began last month when a woman reported finding feces and tissue outside her Orchard Park home in upstate New York and reported it to the police.
The woman them she thought the “poopetrator” was a jogger, and said that it had happened on more than one occasion, Orchard Park police Lt. Jason M. Schiedel told The Buffalo News.
Although police say they only received one complaint, an ad placed in the Orchard Park Pennysaver earlier this month suggested the public dumping had happened numerous times. The ad (SEE BELOW), warning of security cameras and increased police patrols, is signed by “the Homeowners whose property you invaded.”
Townsfolk, as you can imagine, are steaming mad.
So far, though, this shit keeps happening and no arrests have been made.
In other fecal matters, it seems profligate poopery is all the rage these days.
While this pooper might not be a copycat pooper, per se, their crimes do resemble those of the infamous Colorado Springs Mad Pooper. In September, that jogger defecated numerous times outside one family’s home, eschewing the gas station and public park restrooms nearby. Eventually, a man claiming to represent the pooper’s family apologized for her actions, attributing her actions to a “traumatic brain injury.” He also alleged that her right to poop in people’s yards was protected under the First Amendment, which is absolutely not true.
Also: Earlier this month, a homeowner in Sacramento County, California, released video showing an Amazon delivery contractor leaving a pile of feces in front of his house.
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