Levi Johnston: Northern Disclosure

Etcetera Huffington Post has an excerpt from the fuckin’ diary Levi Johnston was keeping during the Republican convention, obtained by comedian Andy Borowitz. Here’s a taste:

With all this crazy shit going on I didn’t even like get a chance to talk to Bristol. I wanted to ask her how her summer was, shit like that, but every time I opened my mouth that McCain dude gave me another look like, “You say word one and I will rearrange your fuckin face you fuckin piece of hockey shit.” So I don’t say a fuckin thing.




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