Let’s Talk About That Creepy New Kmart Christmas Commercial

Last night on the ABC Nightly News, Diane Sawyer did a piece on that new Christmas Kmart commercial that started airing this week, saying that “People were talking.” She thought people were talking about it because it was too early for Christmas commercial. I’VE been wanting to talk about it because that creepy-ass gingerbread man SCARES THE FUCK out of me. It’s like a horror movie. He’s OBVIOUSLY stalking that female office worker. Why is nobody talking about THAT? It’s like he’s some rapey cookie weirdo maniac that needs to be STOPPED. And then she looks vaguely aroused as she takes a taste of him. It’s just SO WRONG on SO MANY LEVELS. Watch it and let me know what you think.

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