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Windshields Michael Jackson Illinois eBay Cadillacs Birdshit Brandon Tudor of Oswego, Illinois, got a present air-dropped on his 1996 Cadillac Seville windshield last Wednesday, which he insists is the shitting image of Michael Jackson. “It was a likeness that became more obvious after it hardened,” he said. “Everybody loves it. There’s not one person who’s seen it that doesn’t agree it looks like Michael Jackson.” Well, the folks who visit eBay were not so agreeable. Not even one person bid on the bird turd, which Tudor was offering – intact on the windshield itself – at the starting price of $500. (via Dangerous Minds)

 

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