Kim K Covers Allure

She’s “reinventing herself” by going au naturel on the cover. Or that’s what she’d have us believe. Actually, she merely replaced her clown-length fake lashes with transvestite whore-length lashes and slathered her face with a pound of actual makeup instead of the pound of the pancake batter she usually uses. Does it work? Does this new look make you think: “WOW! KIM K! She’s just like us! She’s regular folk! I want to hang out with THIS Kim! I’ll forgive ALL her previous fame-whoring ways!” Um, not likely. But she does look better, I’ll grant the stylists and editors that.